Mom, There's a Pervert Here
On the drive back to the city, Su Yutang kept her word and drove at a normal speed.
Even so, Lin Meng spent the entire trip clutching the emergency stop key Su Yutang had given her, her heart in her throat. She was genuinely terrified Su Yutang would spring another “surprise” on her without warning.
Fortunately, the journey passed without incident. Only when Su Yutang’s sports car entered the city proper did Lin Meng finally breathe a sigh of relief. But soon enough, she noticed the car was heading away from her home.
She hadn’t dared make a sound while Su Yutang was driving, afraid that if she said too much, she’d say the wrong thing. But at this, she couldn’t hold back any longer. “Um... Miss Su, where are you taking me?”
Su Yutang turned her head and gave her a very gentle smile. “To my home, of course. Didn’t you say you’d help me vent my emotions?”
Lin Meng: “?”
When did I say that? I never said that!
She had only tacitly agreed to go back with Su Yutang to stop her from doing something illegal. But she hadn’t said a single word about helping Su Yutang vent anything!
Lin Meng remembered how, in the novel, Su Yutang’s preferred methods of emotional release were making Yun Huaizhu kneel, locking Yun Huaizhu in a cage, and—at her worst—releasing concentrated pheromones to force Yun Huaizhu into an early heat while refusing to give her suppressants...
At the thought of all Su Yutang’s atrocities, Lin Meng squeezed her eyes shut and gritted her teeth.
She wanted to refuse with every ounce of pride she had, but by the time the words reached her lips, they came out soft and meek. “Um... could I maybe not go?”
No sooner had she spoken than Su Yutang’s smiling face turned dark. She shot Lin Meng a razor-sharp glare. “What did you say?”
Under that look, every refusal Lin Meng had died in her throat. She quickly lowered her head and swallowed hard. “N-nothing... I said I’d do my best to cooperate with you.”
The shadow on Su Yutang’s face lifted slightly at her words. “Don’t be scared. I won’t do anything to you. I just want you to try on a few clothes and play with some of my toys.”
Lin Meng’s expression finally relaxed. Her eyes lit up. “Really? You’re not lying to me?”
Su Yutang couldn’t help but want to laugh at that naive look. “I, Su Yutang, never lie. Besides, what do you have that I’d need to lie about?”
Hearing that, Lin Meng finally felt her heart settle. Just trying on clothes and playing with toys—the young miss wasn’t nearly as difficult to serve as she’d imagined.
...
Su Yutang’s car eventually pulled into the same wealthy villa district Lin Meng had followed Yun Huaizhu into last time.
Last time, Lin Meng had only lurked outside the district. This was her first time entering such an upscale neighborhood.
When Su Yutang drove into the courtyard of her own villa, Lin Meng couldn’t help but gasp—this place was even bigger than Yun Huaizhu’s home!
Su Yutang parked in the villa’s garage. The sports car she’d driven today was already extravagant enough, but Lin Meng hadn’t expected to find several more just like it in Su Yutang’s garage.
These luxury cars were utterly foreign to Lin Meng. The only logo she recognized was Maserati.
Su Yutang got out of the car and beckoned to Lin Meng, who was still staring curiously at everything around her. “Alright, get out.”
Lin Meng snapped back to attention and quickly climbed out. Su Yutang watched her wide-eyed bewilderment and felt a wicked sense of delight rise in her chest. She hoped the little thing wouldn’t be too frightened later.
Lin Meng followed Su Yutang into the villa, which looked incomparably luxurious from the outside. Then the door shut quietly behind them—no one knew by whose hand.
Su Yutang’s home was already lavish from the outside, but the interior was even more astonishing.
The most expensive place Lin Meng had ever been was that five-star hotel last time. But compared to Su Yutang’s home, that hotel couldn’t compare.
Just then, something in the vast living room caught Lin Meng’s attention—a massive cube-shaped object draped in red fabric. She was curious what it could be.
Su Yutang noticed her fascinated expression and revealed a playful, wicked smile. “I’ll go get you some clothes first. Feel free to look around.”
Lin Meng snapped out of it. As Su Yutang turned to head upstairs, she called out, “Wait.”
Su Yutang turned back with a slight frown. “What is it?”
Lin Meng grabbed the hem of her shirt, fidgeting. “Um... is there a bathroom here? I’d like to take a shower first.”
Su Yutang’s interest seemed piqued. “Why the sudden urge to shower?”
Lin Meng explained, “I was rolling around in the grass earlier. I don’t want to get your clothes dirty, so I’d better wash up first...”
Su Yutang suddenly looked as if she’d been thoroughly amused. She narrowed her eyes in delight and pointed to the grand spiral staircase in the center of the living room. “Alright. Go up from here. The second bedroom on the right, on the third floor, has a bathroom.”
Lin Meng nodded quickly.
Just as she was about to head upstairs, Su Yutang blocked her path. Lin Meng looked up at her—how had she never noticed before that Su Yutang was so tall? Truly worthy of an S-rank alpha.
Su Yutang’s shadow engulfed Lin Meng as she bent down slightly, bringing her face close. “Then you’d better wash up well.”
Lin Meng couldn’t say why, but she felt there was something hidden in those words. Still, she didn’t think much of it and nodded. “Mm.”
...
Su Yutang’s home had six floors. A spiral staircase wound up through the center of the living room, and a massive crystal chandelier hung from the ceiling of the sixth floor down to the middle of the second. Next to the living room, there was also an elevator that went straight to the sixth floor—Lin Meng had caught a glimpse of Su Yutang pressing the button for the sixth floor while she herself headed up the stairs to the third.
She could have taken the elevator too, but since Su Yutang had already gone in, she didn’t bother.
Every time she was alone in a room with Su Yutang, she felt on edge. She figured she’d try on the clothes, play whatever games Su Yutang wanted, and then leave immediately.
When Lin Meng reached the third floor, she couldn’t help but marvel—she was going to fight these rich people, she swore. Just the hallway on the third floor alone was longer than her entire life.
She followed Su Yutang’s directions into the second room on the right.
It was getting dark, and the room lights were off. The street lamps outside cast their glow through the floor-to-ceiling windows. Lin Meng could see well enough, so she didn’t bother with the lights. Following the light from the street lamps, she felt her way into the bathroom attached to the room.
If she’d turned on the lights first, she would have seen that this bedroom was filled with all sorts of indescribable objects.
Lin Meng showered quickly, but the only difficulty was that all the toiletries in Su Yutang’s bathroom were labeled in foreign languages she couldn’t read. She could only try opening the various bottles and jars, sniffing them one by one to figure out which was body wash and which was shampoo.
About half an hour later, Lin Meng finished her shower. She didn’t see a towel in the bathroom, but she did find a pink bathrobe. It looked new, so she put it on without thinking much of it.
The bathrobe’s fabric was soft and light, like wrapping herself in a cloud. It was just a bit large—when Lin Meng stood, the hem nearly reached her ankles.
Afraid Su Yutang would get impatient, Lin Meng blow-dried her hair until it was half dry and headed out.
When she got downstairs, she found Su Yutang hadn’t come down yet, so she wandered around the living room like a curious cat, looking here and there. She knew everything in Su Yutang’s home was expensive, so she only dared look, not touch.
Soon she found herself in front of the massive object covered by the red curtain.
What could something this big be?
It looked like a box. Could it be an aquarium? Was Su Yutang keeping sharks in her house?
Lin Meng’s expression turned skeptical, but then she thought—it was Su Yutang, so that wouldn’t be strange at all. She was entirely capable of something like that.
Lin Meng poked around and peered at the “aquarium.” She figured it wouldn’t hurt to touch something this big lightly—she really was curious what Su Yutang’s pet shark looked like. Would it be terrifying?
She bent down curiously and lifted a corner of the curtain, but afraid the shark might come right up to the glass, she quietly let it drop. Just as she turned to go wait on the living room sofa, she found Su Yutang standing behind her—and had no idea how long she’d been there.
The moment Lin Meng turned and saw Su Yutang smiling at her, she was so frightened it was as if she’d seen a ghost. She fell back onto the floor.
As she fell, her hand accidentally caught the curtain behind her, and the red velvet drape slid smoothly to the ground, revealing what was inside.
Su Yutang slowly crouched down, smiling at her. “Are you afraid of me?”
Please—when someone sneaks up behind you without a sound like that, of course you’d be scared!
Su Yutang glanced at the thing behind her, then stroked Lin Meng’s soft cheek as if praising her most beloved little pet. “How adorable. You found this place all on your own, so I don’t even need to introduce it to you. Go on in.”
Lin Meng snapped out of her daze, confused. “Wh-what?”
Su Yutang gestured for her to look behind her.
When Lin Meng caught on, she slowly turned her head to look—and the next moment, she was so shocked by what she saw that she couldn’t speak.
It was a transparent glass room, with special ventilation holes built into the glass. Though it was empty inside, the glass structure sparkled beautifully.
So it wasn’t an aquarium for Su Yutang’s sharks after all.
Su Yutang stepped forward to help the adorable little thing up. When she saw Lin Meng wearing her bathrobe, her fair, smooth thighs exposed, her throat went dry and she swallowed.
Such an unintentional seduction—really, it was too cute.
Except, why was this little thing still wearing underwear after a shower? She truly had no sense of romance.
Su Yutang reached out, grabbed her by the forearm, and pulled her up. Standing beside Lin Meng, she placed both hands on Lin Meng’s shoulders, smiling. “How is it? Do you like this cage—”
Before she could finish, Lin Meng blurted out in amazement, “Wow, it’s gorgeous!”
She never expected Su Yutang to set up a glass room in her villa’s living room just for playing house. She was so childlike at heart!
So Su Yutang did have her redeeming qualities. If she could direct half of this playful energy toward Yun Huaizhu, she’d have no trouble winning her wife over.
Su Yutang’s original intent had been to see the little thing frightened, but it seemed Lin Meng had misunderstood something.
No matter. She had all the time in the world to play with Lin Meng slowly.
Lin Meng looked around and found the glass room’s door. She was about to push it open, but it seemed to be locked.
Su Yutang walked over with an utterly innocent smile and placed her right index finger on a hidden fingerprint scanner beside the glass cage. The next moment, the lock recognized her fingerprint and the door slid open automatically.
Lin Meng was stunned watching from the sidelines. She couldn’t help but marvel at how advanced technology was.
Su Yutang stood behind her and raised an eyebrow. “Alright, go in.”
Lin Meng nodded vigorously. She didn’t notice Su Yutang was carrying a large leather case.
Seeing her enter without any guard up, Su Yutang followed right behind. This cage had been custom-made by professionals—without her fingerprint, no one could get out.
Standing inside, Lin Meng discovered the glass above was etched with floating floral patterns. When the light shone through, the flower shadows fell on the floor below. The design was truly magnificent!
Lin Meng knew this was just a “toy” Su Yutang used to play house, but this glass room was even bigger than the bedroom in her rented apartment.
She couldn’t help but sigh again—she was going to fight these rich people like Su Yutang, she swore!
Lin Meng put away her envious gaze, and then her playful spirit flared up. She turned to Su Yutang with an excited expression. “So how do we play?”
A cryptic smile appeared on Su Yutang’s face. She set the leather case on the ground and opened it.
Lin Meng was curious what was inside. She leaned in slightly to peek—and that one glance froze her solid.
If she wasn’t mistaken, there was a whip in that case, wasn’t there? And what was that shape—a vibrator? And those oval things—were those ben wa balls? And there were other colorful things she couldn’t even name...
Lin Meng was on the verge of a breakdown. She had the overwhelming urge to flee immediately.
When Su Yutang had invited her here, she’d only said they’d play with toys. She never said these kinds of toys!
Before Su Yutang could stand up, Lin Meng quietly backed away. “Um... Miss Su, I just remembered I have work from my boss that I haven’t finished. I need to go back and work overtime. How about we play another time?”
No sooner had she spoken than she scurried to the door like a little mouse trying to escape. But strangely, the door that had opened so smoothly when she came in now wouldn’t budge no matter how she tried.
And then, as if her brain had finally caught up with her, she remembered—in that novel, Su Yutang had once locked Yun Huaizhu in a transparent glass room.
So this was it!
Damn it, why hadn’t she remembered earlier? It must have been because the glass room was so beautifully made that she’d assumed it was for playing house.
Su Yutang saw the despair on Lin Meng’s face after her failed escape attempt and couldn’t hide her excitement. She walked up behind Lin Meng, bent down, and rested her head on Lin Meng’s shoulder.
Lin Meng’s fresh, post-shower scent wafted over. Su Yutang asked softly, “Does the body wash in my bedroom smell nice?”
Lin Meng didn’t dare move. She closed her eyes and nodded. “Y-yes... it smells nice, but this isn’t the time for that, Miss Su... I really need to go back to work. Please open the door and let me go.”
Su Yutang silenced her with a gesture. “Shh, I don’t want to hear that right now. If that crappy company of yours fires you, you can come work for me. I’ll pay you double.”
Lin Meng shook her head desperately, as if terrified.
Su Yutang pinched her chin and turned Lin Meng’s face toward hers. “Then tell me—what exactly does that body wash smell like?”
Seriously, don’t you know what your own body wash smells like?
Lin Meng didn’t dare talk back. Right now she just prayed that once she answered, Su Yutang would let her go. She tried hard to recall the scent of the bubbles she’d worked up with the bath puff. “It was kind of sweet, like roses, but without that bitter note regular roses have.”
Su Yutang’s face lit up with delight as she stroked Lin Meng’s cheek. “Oh my, you’re quite the connoisseur. What an apt description.” She smiled and leaned in closer. Lin Meng saw that prominent nose bridge about to touch her and couldn’t help but turn her head away.
But soon, Su Yutang pinched her cheek and turned her face back to hers. “Darling, the body wash you used is called Angel’s Kiss. I made it with my own pheromones. You were just praising how sweet I am.”
Lin Meng was thunderstruck on the spot. Revulsion rose in her heart, and goosebumps broke out all over her arms.
Seriously... what kind of normal person makes body wash from their own pheromones?
Su Yutang reached out and tugged at the sash of Lin Meng’s pink bathrobe. “What you’re wearing now is also my bathrobe. Your entire body is radiating my pheromones. If you run out there like this, the omegas outside will go crazy.”
Seeing that delighted, perverted look on Su Yutang’s face, Lin Meng was so scared she hiccuped.
Wuu wuu wuu, Mom, there’s a pervert here!!
Su Yutang looked at the little puppy whose face had gone white with fright and said with utter sincerity, “Darling, I’ll give you two choices. One: you go out just like this, and whatever happens to you out there is none of my concern. Two: you stay and play with those toys with me. Once I’ve vented all my emotions, I’ll let you leave. How about it?”
Looking utterly terrified, Lin Meng hugged her arms and slowly crouched down, trembling.
Su Yutang truly was a scum gong. If she wanted to play with these toys, she should play with her wife! Why drag Lin Meng into it?
Seeing Lin Meng lost in thought, Su Yutang bent down as well, her voice coaxing. “Don’t worry, these toys are all new. I’ve never used them on anyone else.”
Lin Meng’s eyes widened in disbelief.
Seriously, was now the time to be debating whether the toys were new or not?
The important thing was that she didn’t want to play with Su Yutang’s things at all!
Seeing Lin Meng still mentally preparing herself, Su Yutang pulled out a short backless dress from the case. It even came with a matching cat tail. “Didn’t you promise to try on my clothes?”
Lin Meng looked up at the dress. Seriously... this scrap of fabric, how was it any different from underwear?
Lin Meng wanted to cry but couldn’t. Was she really not going to escape this disaster today?
Just as she was desperately trying to think of a way out, out of the corner of her eye she caught the small whip in the case. She remembered—in the novel, Su Yutang also liked to whip people when venting her emotions.
At that thought, Lin Meng’s heart suddenly pounded hard. As if she’d come to a decision, she bit her lip and stood up to face Su Yutang. “Fine... I’ll wear it. But... forget the toys. You should play with those with your girlfriend. How about this—I’ll put on that outfit, and you can whip me. I swear I won’t fight back.”
After all, she had stood Su Yutang up first. As long as Su Yutang let her go, a whipping was fine!
That was better than Su Yutang whipping Yun Huaizhu and deepening the misunderstanding between them.
Su Yutang was slightly taken aback by Lin Meng’s words. The little thing’s frankness had caught her completely off guard.
Today she’d only wanted to enjoy the sight of Lin Meng trembling with fear, but now Lin Meng’s haggling was quite adorable too.
Still, no matter how timid the prey, you couldn’t bully them too harshly. Even a cornered rabbit would bite.
Hearing this proposal, Su Yutang gave an utterly satisfied smile. “Alright.”
Lin Meng heard Su Yutang agree and reached out to take the outfit. Just as she was about to change, she noticed Su Yutang still staring at her eagerly, like a hungry wolf ready to pounce at any moment.
Lin Meng looked at Su Yutang warily. “Turn around first.”
Su Yutang couldn’t help but laugh at her awkwardness. “You’re just a beta. Why are you acting like I’m the one trying to take advantage of you?”
Lin Meng nodded helplessly. “Yeah, yeah, I know... I just don’t like being seen naked by strangers. If you insist on watching, then I won’t wear it.”
Worst case, we both sleep here tonight. I refuse to believe you never leave.
When Su Yutang heard the word “strangers,” an inexplicable irritation welled up in her heart. But she still did as Lin Meng asked and silently turned around.
The soft sounds of Lin Meng removing the bathrobe and changing into the dress came from behind her. Su Yutang no longer had the heart to turn around and give Lin Meng a “surprise.”
Stranger. Stranger...
She and Lin Meng had chatted online for so long. She’d let Lin Meng sit in her passenger seat. Lin Meng had made her so angry, and she still hadn’t done anything to her. How was she still a “stranger” in this person’s eyes?
The more Su Yutang thought, the gloomier she became. Just as her expression was about to darken completely, Lin Meng’s embarrassed voice came from behind her. “I’m dressed...”
Su Yutang snapped back and turned to look at Lin Meng.
Her eyes lit up—it was truly wonderful. When she’d bought it, she’d never imagined this backless outfit would suit the little thing so perfectly.
The only flaw was the terribly unflattering black-framed glasses Lin Meng was wearing.
Su Yutang stepped forward to take them off for her.
Seeing Su Yutang approaching with an excited smile, Lin Meng thought she couldn’t wait to do something to her.
Like a startled animal, she quickly raised her arms to block. Su Yutang stopped short in front of her.
When Lin Meng saw Su Yutang didn’t move, she cautiously lowered her arms. She didn’t know if it was her imagination, but Su Yutang’s gaze seemed a little hurt.
Su Yutang gently reached up and removed her glasses. Lin Meng’s world instantly became a blur.
She fidgeted with her fingers nervously. “So... you can vent, but could you be a little gentler? I’m a bit afraid of pain.”
Su Yutang looked at Lin Meng as if admiring a stunning work of art. She gently touched Lin Meng’s cheek, which had turned pink from shyness. “Turn around.”
Hearing that, Lin Meng closed her eyes as if resigned to her fate. She couldn’t make demands of scum Su, of course. In the novel, Yun Huaizhu had begged Su Yutang for mercy so many times, and Su Yutang had never let her off.
Lin Meng slowly turned around. Su Yutang’s eyes flickered as she gazed at the almost perfect curve of her back.
She’d assumed this beta’s figure would be average at best, but she never expected her back to be so fair and smooth, with a faint pink at the shoulders. It was truly beautiful.
Lin Meng felt something cold and hard slide slowly down her back. She shivered from the chill.
She was terrified, but to get this over with, she could only grit her teeth and let Su Yutang do what she wanted.
Her beautiful shoulder blades trembled slightly from fear. Seeing this, Su Yutang tossed the whip in her hand aside and reached out, trailing her fingers from the nape of Lin Meng’s neck all the way down to her waistline.
When the cold touch was replaced by a warm palm, Lin Meng’s eyes widened in disbelief.
Just as she was wondering why Su Yutang hadn’t whipped her, a pair of strong arms suddenly wrapped around her from behind, pulling her into a tight embrace. Su Yutang’s warm breath brushed her ear. “That’s enough. I’ve vented plenty for today.”